Running Skirts: Sounds like....DaDa?

Running Pet Peeves

"You're almost there!" (as if we don't know..and haven't been looking at our garmin every 23 seconds)
Runners who blow snot rockets with no regard to positioning or wind direction!
"Looking Good!" at the end of a race (knowing I have salt, saliva and goodness knows what other bodily fluids leaking from me)
Runners who make nasty remarks when you accidently brush them or bump into them (come on people there are thousands of us out here running and I'm pretty sure if I brushed you, you aren't in the running for prize money)
The Stinky Guy! (enough said)